Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”
Natas Kaupas and Chris Haslam
Morning guys. I hope you remember today that if you slip up you can restart your day at any time. You don’t have to wait til the next day to start over. Just sit down, breathe for a few minutes, and start again.
I like this. I really like this.
Reading this everyday for the weeks to come.
“Bruno, what happened to your good sense? I broke down, that man’s good. I bet he works for the government. Did you hear about that mother?Broke her daughter’s legs in twoand said, “It’s too dangerous out there to walk, so I had to save you.”
I’m not too late for the cute lil ghosts, right?
Of course you have to drag it and be amazed
THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET
i cant wait to be a piece of shit w/ a bachelors degree
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